hey guys. i really do not know how this came into my head. but did you ever think of what the other people at our lunch table ( julie, camille, sarah, olivia, emily) must be thinking when we are laughing extremely hard at all of are inside jokes?!?! i mean picture sitting on the other side of the lunch table and hearing this:
ANNA AND LAURA: BBL!!! WOOT WOOT!!!
CATHERINE: S.K. was put into the garbage
ANNA: oh how i wish he was still alive
LAURA: in the dictionary i saw the defintion for anus (right as pudding walks by)
ANNA CATHERINE AND LAURA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LAURA: that makes me think of K-9 except he has a very large anus.
CATHERINE: GIVE ME YOUR CHEESE ITS ANNA IM GUNNA SPELL SOMETHING WITH THEM AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR A POLE DOWN YOUR THROAT
at this point, the rest of the lunch table is thinking about telling one of the lunch aids to send us to guidance because we
apparently are messed up in the head.
for a bulk of the time, we are talking about shoving stuff down peoples throats and the other people at the table hear bits and pieces of the conversation like,
" I want to see the pain in her eyes when she is dying"
" I really want to shove something down the girl's throat"
" I am gunna shove something down her throat and then burry her in a hole and she what she does to me then"
now, people are starting to look at us weirdly and start to wonder if we are okay.
LAURA: I really do not want to go to girl scouts.
CATHERINE: girl scouts is for losers. NOOO I HAVE BUDDY BALL TONIGHT ( while throwing her pepperoni on the table )
ANNA: buddy ball again?!? gezzz you have to quit at some point.
CATHERINE: ITS NOT MY FAULT MY MOM MAKES ME
LAURA: I dont know what you guys are talking about but i dont really want to know.
ANNA: remember when you were at my house and...
LAURA: here they go again...
now, julie and emily are walking to class after lunch and small talking.
EMILY: what the heck were catherine anna and laura talking about at lunch?
JULIE: i dont think they could even answer that question. i think we should do something about it though. they seem to have a lot of anger to get off their chests... if you know what i mean...
EMILY: i totally agree with you. i mean, shoving stuff down people's thraots? this has to be serious.
JULIE: ya your right. i will talk to you later and hopefully they will be better tomarrow. i doubt it though.
EMILY: okay julie bye
so do you know what i mean? i feel bad that people have to share a lunch table with us with all our weird humor. so comment soon!!! Anna :)
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
the other people at our lunch table
Posted by Anna at 5:48 PM
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