the other people at our lunch table

hey guys. i really do not know how this came into my head. but did you ever think of what the other people at our lunch table ( julie, camille, sarah, olivia, emily) must be thinking when we are laughing extremely hard at all of are inside jokes?!?! i mean picture sitting on the other side of the lunch table and hearing this:

ANNA AND LAURA: BBL!!! WOOT WOOT!!!

CATHERINE: S.K. was put into the garbage

ANNA: oh how i wish he was still alive

LAURA: in the dictionary i saw the defintion for anus (right as pudding walks by)

ANNA CATHERINE AND LAURA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAURA: that makes me think of K-9 except he has a very large anus.

CATHERINE: GIVE ME YOUR CHEESE ITS ANNA IM GUNNA SPELL SOMETHING WITH THEM AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR A POLE DOWN YOUR THROAT

at this point, the rest of the lunch table is thinking about telling one of the lunch aids to send us to guidance because we
apparently are messed up in the head.

for a bulk of the time, we are talking about shoving stuff down peoples throats and the other people at the table hear bits and pieces of the conversation like,

" I want to see the pain in her eyes when she is dying"
" I really want to shove something down the girl's throat"
" I am gunna shove something down her throat and then burry her in a hole and she what she does to me then"

now, people are starting to look at us weirdly and start to wonder if we are okay.

LAURA: I really do not want to go to girl scouts.

CATHERINE: girl scouts is for losers. NOOO I HAVE BUDDY BALL TONIGHT ( while throwing her pepperoni on the table )

ANNA: buddy ball again?!? gezzz you have to quit at some point.

CATHERINE: ITS NOT MY FAULT MY MOM MAKES ME

LAURA: I dont know what you guys are talking about but i dont really want to know.

ANNA: remember when you were at my house and...

LAURA: here they go again...

now, julie and emily are walking to class after lunch and small talking.

EMILY: what the heck were catherine anna and laura talking about at lunch?

JULIE: i dont think they could even answer that question. i think we should do something about it though. they seem to have a lot of anger to get off their chests... if you know what i mean...

EMILY: i totally agree with you. i mean, shoving stuff down people's thraots? this has to be serious.

JULIE: ya your right. i will talk to you later and hopefully they will be better tomarrow. i doubt it though.

EMILY: okay julie bye

so do you know what i mean? i feel bad that people have to share a lunch table with us with all our weird humor. so comment soon!!! Anna :)

A Day in the life of Catherine

This is the day in the life of Catherine, as said in the title. It first starts out when her mom is screaming up the stairs for her to get up.


CATHERINES MOM: CATHERINE GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATHERINE: NO MOM LEAVE ME ALONE
CATHERINES MOM: DO U WANT TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL?!? GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!
CATHERINE: I DO WANT TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. THE MORE YOU TELL ME TO GET UP THE MORE I WILL NOT WANT TO GET UP MOM LEAVE ME ALONE

After that lovely morning, Catherine arrives at school at 7:30 and, yes you guessed it, late for school. when she comes into Ms. Hammel's class, Anna comes.

ANNA: hey Catherine!!
CATHERINE: hi Anna.
ANNA: ohmigod this class is so pointless
CATHERINE: ya i no.
PAIGE BLAKE: catherine!!!
CATHERINE: ugggg
PAIGE BLAKE: catherine can i be in your group?
CATHERINE: i guess
ANNA: nooooooooooo please no

now it is time for lunch!!!

ANNA AND LAURA: BBL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE COME!!!!!!!!!!!
CATHERINE: ya ya
LAURA:i cannot believe i accidentally told you my A+ secret last night!!!
ANNA: WAT????? TELL ME
LAURA: Sorry. cant tell
ANNA: BUT CATHERINE KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!
LAURA: we are in public anna.
CATHERINE: can i tell her?
LAURA: ya sure
lots of whispering
ANNA: OMG


catherine decides to go back to her convo with julie cuz she does not want to get involved with their convo.

CATHERINE: hey god
JULIE: hey wats up catherine
CATHERINE: pennies!!!
JULIE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

then catherine goes home and pets the neighborhood cat. and thats it.

A Day in the Life of Laura

hey guys!!! I thoght i would write about a day in the life of laura cuz she wrote about me and catherine. So, here it goes.

LAURA: man, i do not want to get up.
LAURA'S MOM: Laura honey time to get up! its a bright and sunny day outside!!!
LAURA: GOSH!!! I WILL BE UP IN A SEC!!! GEZZZZ!!!

now laura is at school. she is greeted by one of her besties, anna.

ANNA: hey laura!!!
LAURA: Oh hi!!!
ANNA: So how many times did you no who text you?
LAURA: Oh, just about 98,234 times, no biggie.
ANNA: gezzz! you think THATS a lot??
LAURA: nah, not really.
ANNA: ok then... hey guess what???
LAURA:what?
ANNA: last night I blah blah blah blah
LAURA: this story is gunna be boring and wayyy too long. i will just pretend to listen sense am an actress and all.
ANNA: oh, this day just could not be any better. thought giggles!!!!


Now, Laura is walking to lunch with Anna and sees something that bothers her on the way and starts to make Anna AND Lauras eye twitch. Laura, you know who im talking about.


GIRL: OMG HI LAURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAURA: oh hey girl.
GIRL: can you believe what happened today?
LAURA: what are you talking about?
GIRL: Are you suggesting you dont know what i am talking about? Seriously Laura?!? We are done i tell you!!! DONE!!!!!!!!!!
LAURA: okay...
GIRL: WAIT!!! i am so sorry!!! please forgive me!!!! we are best friends!!!
LAURA: okay!!! FINE


After that irritating convo, laura went to lunch. This should be intresting...

ANNA: ERINIE!!!
LAURA: BERT!!!
CATHERINE: OMG I WAS PETTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAT YESTERDAY
ANNA AND LAURA SIMULTANEOUSLY: what else is new???
CATHERINE: GLENN MARTIN
LAURA: k-9!!!!
ANNA: thought giggles!!!!!
LAURA: she needs help.
ANNA: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
CATHERINE: she does.
LAURA: hey bbl and latisha!!!
CATHERINE: neighborhood cat?
LAURA AND ANNA: WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND THAT NEIGHBORHOOD CAT
CATHERINE: mnerite
LAURA: mnerite
ANNA: mnerite



Ya, that is pretty much lauras day for all i know. so, hope you like it!!!!

glenn martin dds

Well, for starters, glenn martin dds is a clay mation cartoon about... idk what it is really about... its just about a bunch of random things put together into this one show that is supposed to be about a dentist ( or glentist! ). first off, I think the idea of a show about a dentist is a little strange in the first place. I really want to know what the guy who came up with the show was thinking. He was probably sitting around trying to think of a brilliant idea for a tv show. Then he probably thought, " I have it!! It is my best idea yet!!! It will be a clay mation cartoon about a dentist that travels in a trailor!!! I will make them have four fingers and everything!!!! And the icing on the cake... I will make it inappropriate and advertise it on nick!!! This is KILLER." Then he brought it to the producers of nick and they LOVED it. So, now it is just a pointless show that probably no one else cares about it except me catherine laura and colleen. At least it brought a lot of laughs to our lunch table. Ya, we are wasting our time watching a really weird show, but we dont have anything else to do with our time anyway.

hey laura!!! I FINALLY got the comment thingy to work!!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!

My day with Catherine

hello everyone. i wanted to write about what me and catherine did today, which was just plain awesomeness, Well, me and catherine ALWAYS are hungry. so the first thing we did was go to quick check to get milkshakes(dont worry laura, it wasnt the same way when me and you go to quick check!). Then we came home and just pumped steel for about 20 minutes. Well thats just a given. then we fooled around some more and talked about the coon cage for a while. that was pretty much it. we had tons of fun, like always.